The Perfect Husband.

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It
really
is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks:



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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"

Learn to appreciate !!

Tags: to praise is an art

A man raced down the hospital steps one rainy day and jumped into a passing bus with the remark, “What a beautiful day it is!” The rain was pouring in torrents, it was dreadfully cold and everyone was bemoaning the foul weather. The conductor remarked, half amused, “You must be mad, Mister, to call this a beautiful day.”

“You’d be as mad with delight”, the man replied with enthusiasm, “If you also had recovered your sight after three years of blindness.”

We should learn to appreciate what we have. Let us enjoy the pleasures that are ours, instead of pining for those we miss. The following little verse may be remembered in this context.

Winter makes us long for Spring
Darkness for the dawn;
We always seem to miss them most,
Our playmates when they’re gone . . .

Luv
Nancy

HIiiiieeeeeeeeee!!

Hi,everyone...sorry for being incommunicado for such a long time...actually, i was suferring from a massive pain a boil gave it to me...it was directly in my abdomen and was not able to walk properly. So, couldnt come to office and write something for u all sweet people out there..So,here I come once again to entertain you all...
keep on reading my blog..
until then,
Chaw
Nancy

Friends are precious!

when i first started blogging on this site i was very much sceptical that whether i may ever be able to expand my friends list and continue to blog. But to my surprise all the persons whom i have sent a request to check my site,they are all in praise of me. Isnt it a surprise- it is. In these days of busy life, we tend to get drained off by the day end and cant manage or muster enough strength to jot down some lines or thought that may have come across during the day.
To me friends are just like organs of ones body. They help you at the time when you feel sad or gloomy and this has happened to me. My mom died at that time when I needed her the most and this is due to my friends today I am something. They always used to encourage me as most of the time i reeled under depression due to emotional reasons. There were no one to ask about my well being and there were no one with whomI could have discussed my success and failures or whom i could have asked something pertaining to my future prospects. But i always had 2-3 freinds (True Freinds) who understood my felings and even helped me a lot in bring up my younger sibling.
These days it is very much diffucult to find freinds who are eager to extend some help at the time of your need. I may be wrong but the percentage has surely gone down. With changing culture new rules of freinds have been framed and we tend to get attached to each in order to compliment each others needs. What do you people say ? I know some of you may not agree but some may also. Let me have your suggestions or thoughts on this changing scenario. See you soon.

Some One To Care

There are umpteen top class stories …. They just add missing elements in our life to make it complete…If you have a heart that beats, here is one you will never regret reading …

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read "Puppies for Sale."

Signs have a way of attracting children, and soon a little boy appeared at the store and asked, "How much are you gonna sell those puppies for?".

The store owner replied, "Anywhere from $30 to $50." The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. "I only have $2.37. Can I look at them?" The store owner was amused at the interest of the child . He smiled and whistled. Out of the back of the store came his dog running down the aisle followed by five little puppies. One puppy lagging considerably behind caught the curiosity of the little boy. He singled out the lagging, limping puppy -"What is wrong with that little dog?" he asked.

The man explained that when the puppy was born the vet said it had a bad hip socket and would limp for the rest of its life. The little boy got really excited and said "That's the puppy I want to buy!" Realizing the trouble the little boy would have rearing a dog that would limp for the rest of his life, the man said "No, you don't want to buy that limping little dog, do you?".
A few secods later, the man realized that he was in two minds – one that prodded him not to disappoint the child and the other that reminded him that the child did not enough money to pay for a healthy dog. And the limping one wouldn't sell for a good price any way. So he came up with an idea that would make them both happy.

He said – “If you really want him, I'll give him to you for free." The little boy got upset. He looked straight into the man's eyes and said "I don't want you to give him to me for free. He is worth every bit as much as the other dogs and I'll pay the full price. In fact, I will give you $2.37 now and 50 cents every month until I have him paid for."

Thinking that the boy was going to waste his money the man countered once more, "You really don't want to buy this puppy, son. He is never gonna be able to run, jump and play like other puppies."

The little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the man and said, "Well, I don't run so well myself and the little puppy will need someone who understands him."

The man was now biting his bottom lip. Tears welled up in his eyes...Holding them bck with much difficulty, he smiled and said, "Son, I hope and pray that each and every one of these puppies will have owner such as you."

In life it doesn't matter who you Are, but whether someone appreciates you for What You Are, And Accepts You And Loves You unconditionally.

A Real Friend Is One Who Walks In When The Rest Of The World Walks Away.
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Note: This edited story has been taken from rediff.com. The actual author of the story is unknown.

Mind Business

Have anyone of you tried to do Mind Mapping in any time of your life?Well, I have always tried to do this in all my student life.It is a good practise if one can really maintain it regularly.Now whats mind mapping? Sounds too intellectual kinda stuff.

It is the most simple and easy way to capture,represent and share ideas.Although being used by millions across the globe today, Mind Mapping is yet to be adequately acknowledged by established corporate, academic and knowledge-management ‘standard-setters’.They are called mind-maps for their fine alignment with our thinking patterns and the way our mind organizes ideas internally. Consider our cognitive processes at any given point in time - on any subject. May it be a day-dream or a serious reflection - we start somewhere and let loose our mind to go catch a related idea. That idea would again branch out and would give birth to further ideas. It goes on, till we reach a point when we suddenly realize we are deviating from where we started, and we would then be back to the central idea and may start the process all over again.Finally, when we are through with a particular contemplative session, we might have already made a tree of thoughts in our mind. Had you put all of them somewhere with enough relationships between them, it would have looked exactly like a mind-map: being at the same place , reaching out for anything!

Now thats very simple,isnt it? Afterall, life's too complex to remember a large number of things. See it for yourself.

Flowers

This one is for the people I love..Now what is love?..well,it can mean anything and everything for people with different ideologies and beliefs..for me love is pure, truth and sacred...very holy..

when I was a small child, I always use to wonder the true meaning of it..i think that fowers are the only way to express ones true love...Till today, though I loved someone and got married, I always quenched for true love,maybe in different forms in different levels of our life..LOVE is to give and get...Thats the same with flowers I belief!